maybe you've seen him lurking in the snack isle's of your organic grocery store. his name is Kracker. Doctor Kracker. and he tastes delicious. and he's oh, so crunchy and full of pumpkin/sunflower/flax-seedy goodness.
at $5 a box, i think Im going to have to pull some major frankenstein shit and make him myself. can't be too hard, right?
(results of operation "Make Dr. Kracker" to follow)